LEISURE SUIT LARRY FOR THE AI AGE

STRIVE HARD

From a blank X account & a Tenderloin studio
to unicorn influencer. Or die in the group chat.

Rated R for VC innuendo, startup delusion & bad takes

A choose-your-own-adventure parody. Not affiliated with any real yacht.

Pick Your Founder

Your face, your brand, your DMs. Choose wisely — the VCs will.

📍 The Tenderloin Studio

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iHype · Pear Inc. parody

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@you @blank

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12 Following

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Tap a spot. Energy costs apply. Some places unlock later.

SF dating. Every profile is a pitch. Swipe like your cap table depends on it.

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