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Strive Hard update — FlareUp dating app & Corgi Café (seizure branding included)
Play the update: airomatic.ai/strive-hard
Chapter 1 of Strive Hard already took you from a Tenderloin mattress to a yacht called Diligence. This pass expands the free-roam side of the Bay: a dating app that treats every match like a funnel, and a café that treats every customer like a pipeline.
What’s new
FlareUp (on the iHype)
The phone HUD grows a fifth icon: FlareUp — SF dating, but every bio is a pitch deck.
Four profiles ship in v1:
| Match energy | Who | The bit |
|---|---|---|
| Unreachable | Kayla, 27 — GTM @ Corgi | Speaks only in ICP / ACV / closed-won. Standards are a moat. Never matches in-app. May text you a rejection that still feels like a sales motion. |
| Soft chaos | Jules, 31 | Community / “vibes ops.” Pronouns-as-status-signal, gentle FAQ energy — comedy kept light, not cruel. Can match and unlock texts. |
| Real life DLC | Marisol, 34 | Single mom. “Man up or swipe left.” Match odds improve if you look solvent (cash, clout, seed). |
| Battle-tested | Vanessa, 39 | Ready to settle. Rough dating history on the card. “I need a real man.” Consistency over newsletter energy. |
Like / pass, match chances, and matched people open Messages threads. Clear the deck and you can refresh — matched people stay matched. Your save migrates automatically if you already had a run in localStorage.
Corgi Café (new Map pin)
Day-one location. Door shaped like a dog. Colors that should require a medical waiver.
The loop is pure brand hypnosis:
- Arrive — onesie lanyard, “FOUNDER (PRE-BELIEF),” lights at roughly 12Hz
- Menu-as-deck — Series A cold brew, QR napkins, mutual GTM combat at the bar
- What is Corgi? — three employees, three definitions, zero clarity
- Pitch floor — soft closes every five feet; toilet soap says WASH · RINSE · REFER
- Deep end — short film of corgis raising seed; temporary tattoo on your wrist
- Optional Kayla sighting — only if you liked her on FlareUp first (she will ask for your ACV)
While you’re there, the story panel goes full seizure-brand (neon gradients, chromatic flicker, pulse bar). If you prefer calmer screens, the UI respects prefers-reduced-motion — weird colors stay, strobe stops.
Story wiring
- Intro plan mentions FlareUp + Corgi; you can open either on day zero
- Home hub references matches and “orange spots when you blink”
- New-day flavor texts for both systems
Chapter 1’s mattress → yacht spine is unchanged. This is the sideways expansion the free-roam hubs were waiting for.
Why these two?
Dating apps and brand cafés are the same SF sport: self as product, pipeline as personality, merch as proof of life. FlareUp mocks the first. Corgi Café is the second with the brightness cranked past legal.
Still zero affiliation with any real incubator, yacht, sauna, dog company, or dating product. Rated R for bad takes and aggressive orange.
Stack (unchanged, extended)
| Piece | Notes |
|---|---|
| Game | Vanilla HTML / CSS / ES modules under public/strive-hard/ |
| Story | Scene graph in scenarios.js + location hubs |
| Dating | New flareup.js data + swipe logic in game.js |
| Saves | Same localStorage key; FlareUp fields migrate on load |
| Host | Cloudflare Workers via airomatic-site |
No backend. No app store. Ship the files. Strive harder.
Try it
- Play: /strive-hard/ — Menu → Fullscreen if the iframe feels tight
- Original launch post: Strive Hard goes live
- Feedback / co-write more scenarios: Contact
Want full FlareUp date scenes (not just texts), more Corgi lore, or per-founder romance routes? The group chat is open — and Kayla still isn’t in your ICP.
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